found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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