found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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