She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
You were trust falling into bushes
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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