All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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