dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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