Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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