I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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