How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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