Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
