Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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