Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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