I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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