i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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