But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just cropdusted the office
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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