On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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