Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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