my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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