windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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