Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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