we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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