so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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