But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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