He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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