She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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