You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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