I want to have your abortion
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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