I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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