Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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