On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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