garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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