that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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