check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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