The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Randomize
