You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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