You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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