My hair reeks of homosexuality.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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