so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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