Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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