Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
