Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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