How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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