Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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