that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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