what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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