Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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