is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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