OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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