She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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