This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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