He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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