dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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