He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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