she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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