I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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