I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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