wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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