No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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