Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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