im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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