Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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