Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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