he puts the penis in happiness.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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